hilarious!

Not at all related to church music (unless you count the Requiem for Messiaen), but these are hilarious P.D.Q. Bach-ish “little-known” works:

http://search.freefind.com/find.html?id=6500658&pageid=r&mode=ALL&query=rejected+reviews

My favorite is the Schubert piano concerto where he breaks off the manuscript with “My God, this is so boring!” :)